DEFECTIVE Hoodie

[QUALITY CONTROL CLASSIFICATION — DEFECTIVE]

This unit did not meet specification. The deviation was logged, reviewed, and ultimately left in place — because the flaw is the feature. Standard product is for standard people. This is not that.

Classification is final. Wear the variance. Stay warm in it.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit with kangaroo pocket
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US