UNSTABLE Hoodie

[SYSTEM ALERT: BEHAVIORAL CLASSIFICATION — UNSTABLE]

Subject has been flagged for unpredictable output patterns. Standard containment protocols do not apply. Proceed with caution or don't proceed at all.

Classification is mandatory. Wear the designation. The hood is optional. The instability is not.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit with kangaroo pocket
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US