VOLATILE Hoodie

[HAZARD CLASSIFICATION — VOLATILE]

Subject has been flagged for rapid state change under standard conditions. Behavior is unpredictable. Containment is not recommended. Proximity protocols are at the discretion of the individual — though discretion has historically not helped.

This designation is not a threat assessment. It is an observation. Wear it like a warning.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit with kangaroo pocket
• Double-lined hood with matching drawstrings
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US