VOLATILE Bundle
$102.00
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[HAZARD CLASSIFICATION — VOLATILE]
The complete hazard package. Tee, hoodie, beanie — all three items bearing the same classification, issued for the same reason.
Subject has been flagged for rapid state change under standard conditions. Behavior is unpredictable. Containment is not recommended. Proximity protocols are at the discretion of the individual — though discretion has historically not helped.
The VOLATILE Bundle is not an escalation. It is a full documentation of the hazard. Head to toe. On record.
This designation is not a threat assessment. It is an observation. Wear it accordingly.